I want this piece to find me in a bar taking swing dance lessons, get me blackout drunk with single malt scotch, white russians, and cigars, and have its way with me.

Holy shit your commentators are going full-bingo-card on you, below. That is amazing.

You kids today, with your gazillion types of Star Destroyers and no Discovery One. Why, in my day...

Agreed. I generally feel like we should be recalled.

Hey, thanks, Tipa!

I don't know, man. The very fact that Hamm's is not on your "least shitty american beer list" sort of invalidates the whole thing to me.

WHAT'LL YA HAVE?

Hasn't the fact that most reality tv shows have writers been "outed" for some time, now?

my favorite part of this is watching her facial expressions directly broadcast her level of self-confidence:

It's OK. I'm not, "ZOMG MUST HAVE!!!" Which is how I usually react, sad to say. Colors are not awesome but part of the Easter bunny look is because of the wallpaper, which should still be adjustable (I hope).

I've made a huge mistake.

Great. Now for the rest of the year I'm going to be trying to remember if "Sneakers" fits any/all of these rules.

Yay!*

I'm not quite sure where to put this comment, but I miss Meredith's TV recaps of AHS; and I wondered if she's not as on top of the show this season because it seems to be especially unsettling, *especially* in consideration of violence or situations directed towards women. Just wondering if others felt the same. The…

I threw up in my mouth a little bit at this. I like JJ as much as the next guy, but come on.

C-O-O-L is not how you spell "unsettling."

So many good comments I can't pick which to respond to in my limited time.

I like you.

That cover is pretty great. Is that a knock-off of something? If not... pretty effing great.