Tucks his ears into flatbrim hats.

The best thing is that Mazepin is technically 21st in points out of a 20 driver lineup.  Robert Kubica filling in for Kimi finished 14th and 15th in his two starts whereas Mazepin’s best are 14th and 17th, placing him last.

Wrong.

I think I’m in the minority, but I think the stewards got it right. Hamilton made a desperate move and it didn’t work, so he got a penalty. A harsher penalty than we’ve seen from the other 3 similar incidents from the last race. Hamilton just happened to be in the fastest car and Bottas/Mercedes were able to get him…

But Massa never made sensual pictures with a Chevrolet Kadett

I think we can all agree this violation is ridiculous and the only proper way to remedy it would be for Kirk Herbstreit to resign immediately.

Inb4 a swarm of Audi nominations. I’ll just throw the 4.2 timing chain clusterfuck out there.

Max Vestappen to Mercedes! That would make an interesting 2017 season.

INVISIBLE PENIS AND BALLS!

#MakeTheIronIslandsGreatAgain

“I looked around the room and everyone had their heads down. And I said no.”

In F1 it would have ended with a puncture for the Volvo and an obliterated front wing for the Ford. Carbon fiber pieces for all!

Fun update: U of Dayton says he’s no longer welcome.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

Exactly on any other team the driver in the lead would have gotten the better strategy.

I’m pretty sure that Lewis and Nico just saved F1.