Your response alone is justification enough for this joke. It appears to have landed precisely on target.

I made the mistake of watching Deep Space 9 first on Netflix. Now I have trouble getting into the other Trek series because DS9 has set such a high bar. I savored each episode, and it took me about six or seven years to watch them all because I was so satisfied I wanted to think about what I just watched instead of…

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.” 

Counterpoint: if you spend every hour of your day angry, you’ll only end up hurting yourself.

Not true, they’ve made several great, cinematic Star Trek films. They just can’t do it consistently.

Say what you will about BvS, I certainly don’t think Ben Affleck earned that nomination for worst actor.

Wrong.

Hey, at least you asked for the rest of us!

Sooo, none?

Academy Award nominee Josh Brolin as Thanos

Production design by Tarsem?? Holycrap...

Is this

Can’t anyone just be wrong anymore? Do they also have to be a “fucking idiot”?

Watched it this morning. So great.

Fuck you people who keep your guns ”hidden.”

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

I bought a Note 7. It killed me in my sleep, and ran away with my wife.

It plays on a freaking spaceship and is about the first encounter of the human race with extra terrestrial life... Just because it’s also a horror movie, doesn’t mean it can’t be SciFi.

Hello Gawker my old friend.

The visuals were great. Song - not so much.

Another great write-up, mate. Allow me one last “fan” comment, and I promise I’ll stop...