And also, the cluelessness and ridiculous expectations are fascinating. I know plenty of very Orthodox Jewish women who know plenty about sex, what happens and what to expect, despite never having done it.

I didn't have even my first kiss till I was nineteen and met my first boyfriend. Sex came a few months later, after a natural progression of all the other things I'd never done. And honestly? I can't even remember the first time. I was sober, I was into him, he was into me...all good. And yet, I don't recall the…

This is a non-medical reason, but I've seen breasts post-lumpectomy, and I'd rather take them both off and get them reconstructed.

I would probably do the same, and I'm her age. I have a strong family history, so if there was so much as just a cancerous lump, I'd go ahead and have them both removed, rather than spend the rest of my life worrying about it recurring. Also, my Mom had a lumpectomy, and while she's fine and that's what's most…

I've never tried without one, but so far, I've got no complaints with condoms!

This is the exact opposite of my experience. I just recently came across the first guy ever who even tried to do it without a condom. Most of the men I've been with carry them around with them and just put them on, no discussion. (I think man-sluts are actually better in this regard).

I assume you are referring to herpes (permanent but not life-threatening). Unfortunately, herpes can transmit even with a condom, if there is skin-to-skin contact. Also, doctors do not test for HSV (the herpes virus) unless the patient has an actual blister that they can swab. HSV blood tests are not standard, since…

Condom or don't do it.

This is sarcasm, right?

"Do foreplay"? Oy.

I've noticed that on most guys, their dick is darker than the rest of them. It's weird.

I have an irrational dislike of Charlotte Gainsbourg. Just can't stand her but have no clue why.

"Poor memory" is like being "visual" or "not being good on the phone". All just bullshit excuses.

I started getting rid of my arm hair to show off my arm muscles. At the time, everyone thought it was strange. Now it seems to be more the norm, for some reason.

"Women marry men hoping they'll change - men marry women hoping they won't".

I like to think that since I'm already old, if I ever marry or share a home with someone this might be less of an issue. It's been years since I dated a guy who didn't own his own house. They either take care of their own households or pay someone else too. Then again, I'm sure some perfectly capable and independent…

Seriously. If I want a mess around the house, I'll get a dog.

I admit that I go gooey at the sight of a man with his kid(s). Because I love kids and I love the sight of a handsome man in a suit or a burly looking guy holding his little girl's hand in one hand and her teeny Dora backpack in the other. Sigh. I'm sometimes hopeful when I see these dudes on a weekend and they're not…

Kris always struck me as rather dim, but he can't actually be that stupid that this claim has merit, right??

"everyone is hurt by these kinds of sentiments"