I love Jerusalem, but I hardly even visit anymore. When I go to Israel, I just park my heathen ass in Tel-Aviv where I can walk around half naked and people won't glare at me.

"They burn food at the beginning of thier high holy days..." — This occurs prior to Passover, not all Holy Days.

I was once on a train and the guy across the aisle fell asleep. When we arrived at his stop, he didn't wake up. The porter tried to wake him up. (And really, I think it went way beyond his duties in the first place to actually keep track of when one of hundreds of passengers was supposed to disembark and try to…

Drink a glass of wine a night for heart health. Any more than that, and you're not behaving right, don't have the right to be a parent, and have a drinking problem. I'm glad I know the rules.

She looked gorgeous in it, but I didn't care for Kate's dress. I'm more a Kate Moss dress kind of girl.

No, you actually did not. You stated that you do not condone this man's behaviour. I read your comment five or sex times.

Are you kidding?!!?

I don't care for either one of them. But Penn has always come off as a smug bastard, in his personal, professional and political life, whereas Jolie just sort of bores me.

What does masculinity and straight male sexuality have to do with men taking photoraphs of women they don't know without their consent? I know hundreds of masculine, straight men. Only two or three of them engage in that sort of behaviour. And they happen to be creepy and not all that into women in any real, positive…

This was in response to me? I don't believe I ever mentioned being photographed at a protest. (Yes, I know; I veered way off topic). I said it's creepy when men take photos of random strange women out in public living their lives. And it is. It's not illegal or anything, but it's weird and kind of sketchy.

I didn't think it was considered gossip that Travolta is gay. I thought it was open and accepted.

I don't think any of these are "traditional" relationships, in that I believe they're all open (officially or not), at least for the man. But they have lasted, so that's something.

The court had already awarded this man more than 50 percent custody. Obviously the court messed up letting this psycho anywhere near his child at all. But it's clearly not a case of courts being biased against men. I can see how some men might feel shafted by the court system, but this man certainly was not one of…

Marry me?

Thanks for saving me some frustration. I'm going back to my bottle of wine! :)

What?! Why are you equating women not wanting to be objectified with women being afraid of male sexuality? That doesn't make any sense at all. I'm not afraid of men. I'm not afraid of dick. I'm not afraid of male sexuality. I enjoy all three, very much. I'm also not particularly fearful of men ogling me or…

There's nothing wrong with finding a woman attractive. Taking photos of women you don't know without their permission? Fucking creepy.

And make sure that you get a man. Because if you don't get a man, you are a tragedy. To do this, you must make some money, because no man wants a golddigger, but not too much, because no man wants you emasculating him. And once you have a man, do whatever you have to do to keep him from leaving. If he leaves or…

Okay. I've been trying to imagine what might be an MRA-type's ideal world, in terms of male-female relationships.

I know a divorced couple whose daughter moves back and forth every. single. day.