Yeah, I love living in the city, I like staying out late and experiencing life's unexpected events, like maybe seeing the dick of someone whose dick I want to see...

So what do you say when this happens in broad daylight? Because it does.

I once told an ex-boyfriend about being followed home, cornered and nearly assaulted when I was at a disco in the Dominican Republic. His repsonse "Well, why would you leave your room unless you wanted to get fucked?" Yes, because women who dare to go out in public just want to get fucked.

Yeah, well, some people are out late, as is their right, and can't afford a cab, or just want to take the subway. I'm out late often, I know the risks, and I put up with them. I just think it's nonsense that I have to.

I'm glad Reese is happy and I hope her husband feels equally blessed.

And how do you feel about all the guys who run off with other women when their kid is less than a year old? Or still in the womb?

"I think you are talking about the people you surround your self by. People like you. It does not represent everyone in our country."

Nah, just American history, literature, poli sci and economics. You guys aren't nuts, just interesting!

I didn't say it was. I also don't think getting married in one's teens or twenties is something to be proud of either. Because I don't see why getting married in and of itself is anything to be proud of in the first place. It's just something people do.

"That's when I realized that there are large swaths of my own country that I know nothing about."

I have mostly guy friends. I get along fine with women. It's just that most of the women anywhere near my age are married with young children and don't want to hang out with me. I love kids so I'm happy to just go over to their place to visit or take the kid for a walk with them. But most are simply more comfortable…

I told them it'd be a birthday celebration with food and drinks, either at my place or a restaurant in my 'hood. But you're right about not putting in much effort. It's times like these that I wish I had a partner or core group of friends.

Do shit I love....okay, staying home alone, drinking and ranting on Jezebel. Done. And I think I'm mostly cool with that. I just feel like I'll regret it or something.

It's actually eight, I think, two of whom are partners of friends, and two of whom are maybes.

Actually, now that I think about it, the only people available to hang out are a casual friend and her husband, my cousin (who is also a sort of friend) and her wife, and two other casual friends who are friends with each other. Then there are two other people who said they might be able to drop by at some point.

Okay, question.

From October to May, give or take, I pretty much want to die. Every year.

I'm glad you're feeling better.

No, I don't need the one. That's my point. I don't need to have another person in my life in a permanent way.

I find it so arrogant and condescending of people to think that what they have is what everyone else should want, and if they think they don't, they don't actually know their own minds. Um, I'm a grown-ass woman. I've dated a lot. I've slept with a lot of men. I've traveled all over the world by myself. I fucking know…