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You missed a lot of good comics.

The reality of Hitman games for most fans is that once you’re spotted, you press Start, select Quit, then try again

I’m wondering if maybe she just decided she liked the hair and then there was a misunderstanding and then one lie led to another and next thing she knows, she’s running an NAACP chapter. It’s like a really controversial I Love Lucy episode.

a burrito. i would lose 1 delicious burrito.

This one is okay but I think my story is better tbh.

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It's totally a real thing! I went to Sicily last summer and one time I was TRYING to say, "Good morning, I would like a cappuccino please" but instead I was all, "I oppose gay adoption, and synthetic babies are an abomination against God and nature." It was so embarrassing.

Is your nose bleeding way up on that high horse of yours?

But is she single?

Drugs are a helluva drug.

Sounds like the McDonald's kids transferred in from the Waffle House last week.

All this kid needed was 1,200 to get it done?

"Hey, kids! Wanna look like an uninspired lemming? Wanna play boho-dress-up for the weekend without any of the thrifting? Wanna make people think you're a free-spirit chick instead of an uptight basic? We've got you covered!

You realize not everyone is on the same time schedule right, ie. its midnight in Europe and I got home from family. Not everyone gives a crap about Xmas either? Some people use their Xbox to call friends/family overseas?

I spent all day with my family. it was a perfect time to download a couple games I bought off the psn store.

Funny, my NES, SNES, N64, GameCube, Wii, Wii-U, Dreamcast, PSX, PS2, PS3 all still work fine. Thanks "always online" consoles, you're the best.

But if they ban all the cheaters, who will be left to play the game?

You are a crazy person.