The Hulk is a well known fan of beans 

What am I supposed to drink after I house a dozen Oreos?? Cow milk is a necessity in this circumstance.

For 4 bucks I'm not complaining

Good news is that you have a great story to tell for the rest of your life. 

Damn. And here people think Cutco is manipulative.

There is no way in hell I am doing this, but it isn’t quite as crazy as it sounds. If the tortillas are corn then simmering them in liquid basically just turns them back into masa, which is a decent thickener for stews and soups.

Come on, you know you want the Tamagachi. 

If that is really fiction, that is still some good stuff and yeah I agree he definitely used blueprints of common stuff floating around out there about what hangs out in the National Parks/wilderness.

I’ve thought that parts may be embellished or fabricated. It isn’t good to just continue a chain of anecdotal evidence, but I will say that his more repeated encounters are things I’ve heard elsewhere, and I’ve had a couple firsthand. Like you said though--I just think the main thing that everybody is agreeing on and…

I do a fair amount of backpacking and hiking. Never experienced something this intense personally, but have heard ones like this. (If you’re really interested: There is actually a reddit thread purportedly from a National Parks search and rescue officer that has a bunch of stuff like this regarding people and groups…

my experience is 1000% in line with yours. Grew up with a a couple guys who were mormon, and their family became really close with mine because they had sons about me and my bros ages. Unlike Catholics and Evangelical people we have known over the years, the mormons never once told us we were going to hell, never…

I’m the full sized bar Halloween house, but I may have to do these this year.  Sounds like fun.

I’m a fan of Bendis, mostly. I’m loving his DC output so far. But I can always tell when I’m reading his work because he has an interesting quirk: his characters sometimes drop contractions in the most interesting places. “We said we are...” is correct, but I keep stumbling over it when I say it out loud. The man…

You know what's good with just about anything on top of it? Mashed potatoes. I bet this stuff tastes good on top of some killer mashed potatoes. 

Yeah. Like what the actual... I’ve attacked a plate of bread and hummus so aggressively that I actually bit my own finger. I’m just going to assume this person doesn’t like curry at all and that cinnamon and allspice in all forms turns them off. That’s fine. Do what you do. But food you don’t like isn’t an “atrocity”…

I’ve never had it, but I’ve been putting a pinch of cinnamon in my spaghetti sauce for quite some time. It may not be “Italian” but it tastes delicious.

You... you hate greek and middle eastern food?? Damn. I honestly just can’t even understand how that feels. Give me some kofta, labneh, falafel, tabouli and humus and I am in heaven.

Cincinnati chili is delicious. People too close-minded or too eager to jump on the hater bandwagon to give it a real try are missing out, and I wish they’d be quiet and let people enjoy the things they enjoy for once. 

Oh, and The Takeout has your back on getting started with scramblin’.

So basically an Italian empanada? Sounds good to me.