I feel like the majority of the people defending the Chipotle idiot were trolls logging in under different user names. More importantly, those people were trolls. They are the same people who will defend Nazis and rapists because it will annoy people. They are too stupid and ignorant to have actual opinions of their…

A FEW defended him? A FEW!? Bullshit. The comments on that article basically ended up being the straw that broke my back for faith in the human race. Not electing Trump. Not Nazis making a comeback in 2017. The fucking comments on that article.

That’s rough. Usually even the big ones don’t hurt until they get inflamed/infected, and then they hurt in a major way. PS I would have watched that video/been the friend who was totally willing and fascinated with cleaning thatwound.

I have a coworker, my husband’s best friend, who had a giant cyst on his back. He showed it to me, and I insisted that he see a dermatologist, but the first appointment was two weeks out. About a week later, he walked by my office and it looked like he had been shot. The cyst burst and blood was all over the back of…

Best possible gif for this nightmare.

Sue them until they can’t see straight.

Don’t listen to Patrick. Tell her your relationship is at an end if she doesn’t quit. If she refuses to quit, respect her decision and move on. As hard as that may be, you’ll be happier in the long run and the children will be happier as well.

no, pretty sure if you kick someone in the face you’re an asshole.

Disney’s definitely the lesser of two evils compared to Comcast.

Well at least they are not animating the secret of amigara fault, that shit is creepy as hell. It gave me actual nightmares.

The weirdest thing about the Netflix inaction: Does anybody even watch that show he’s in? What on Xenu’s green earth are they keeping it around for?

Not a huge fan of Disney, but before anyone goes off on this - this is Gazillion’s perpetually shitty management, not Disney.

Agreed. Not everything is a scam/trap. Their pricing is pretty intuitive.

Oh my god. It’s not predatory. Fuck. He kept the game x number of days. It costs x dollars per day to keep said game. He returned it. He got charged the price of that There is nothing predatory about this. It’s just simple math and common sense.

Thank you, I loved reading this.

I thought it was more she was the quirky comedian and he was the meatball Boston sports fan. The internet is kind of insane about him in general tho.

Possibly this sketch would not work with anyone other than Tom Hanks

We also have the light aisle in Denver.