Maybe the planet's heating up so much that the oceans are evaporating.

When you buy a new phone do you hold on to all your previous phones?

More like a Link Between Worlds treatment.

Thank you for saving me from my own misguided nostalgia.

Peach being better than either of them, of course.

I still enjoyed Buffy. And Angel. And Firefly/Serenity. And Avengers 1 and 2. It would be nice if those things had been made by a likeable person, which I thought he was, but I’ll live.

Captain America literally DOES understand that reference

Let’s just call a fish a fish: Roger Ebert wasn’t as smart as he liked to think he was, and declaring games to not be art was one example of that. In much the same way that Martin Scorsese is a great director but he was talking out of his ass when he said that Marvel movies aren’t cinema.

Of course you can win art.

It’s like dating. When you go on a date with a new person, little things get taken as massive red flags. In Nintendo’s case, leaking the info so quickly meant that Netflix had employees that were indiscreet and didn’t take orders from their bosses (such as “don’t tell anyone”) seriously. It’s indicative of lax hiring…

The official take is that Keanu gets to say what situations Keanu gets put into.

If they made the tutorials optional (remember how you'd get a message the first time you picked up a type of rupee, every session?) and fixed the motion controls so that they actually work, I might be tempted myself.

I’ll never forget being at an office party and having to help a drunk co-worker who we’ll call Mark get home. Another co-worker who we’ll call John helped too. We both got him all the way to his sofa.

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I genuinely don’t understand why they don’t do this. It seems like a minor enough investment to simply port an emulator version of the games in a collection on the major platforms, with at LEAST a big enough return that it won’t lose money. And yet they don’t do it. Are they trying to cultivate scarcity? Is there a…

Of those, Capcom would get my vote but honestly I’d actually be kinda interested to see a CDPR take on Castlevania. Obviously I’m aware that Poland and Romania are two different countries but I’m sure there’d be more cultural synergy with Poland than with Japan.

Castlevania is set in a fictional version of Earth so that would be difficult crossing it over with Zelda in Hyrule, aside from multiverse shenanigans which are getting to be a bit old hat at this point and not exciting from a fan POV

Those guys are big names but they’re not big money. Kojima, for instance, cannot afford whatever Konami’s gonna charge for the MGS IP.

Short-selling should be fucking illegal. 

People like Left were just gaming it in the other direction. Shorting a stock before intentionally trying to crash the stock is not how stocks should work and there should be a law against it.