Alignment isn’t a constraint. Alignment is merely which of the afterlives is currently calling dibs on your soul after you die. It doesn’t restrict what choices you can make, it just indicates the consequences of those choices. Your alignment can very much change during the course of a campaign as a result of your…

I’m gonna answer your question strangely.

Perhaps, but even without the card, the only thing this article needed to do was remind us the crunch is a commonplace practice and institutionalised part of the corporate culture at Naughty Dog, and that reminder would still be a worthwhile public service. If tomorrow they run another article that merely says…

Well, for one thing, there are many mad scientist tropes. Mixing animals and humans, or reanimating dead tissue, etc. The choice of “pushing human limits” is almost certainly a joking reference to how hard his team works. I’m not here to tell you whether you should get mad about a dev joking about crunch. But what you…

I’ve heard that if you don’t interrupt the ceremony, they end up accidentally killing themselves anyway. Of course I wouldn’t know since I always start blastin’.

Sure but RE4 was set in Europe somewhere (I have to assume Spain since the villagers say stuff in Spanish). So slaughtering hordes of human-looking white zombies happened first, to zero complaint.

Let’s be fair, it’s not like the previous games weren’t chock-full of slaughtering vast swathes of white zombies (first in America, then in what I can only assume is Spain? Where WAS RE4 set, anyway?). If the game is set in Africa it would stand to reason the zombies would be African, and it would stand to even more…

It’s a Japanese studio; all white dudes probably look interchangeable

Like fellow asshat Winston Churchill once said: you can always trust Americans to do the right thing, after they’ve exhausted all other options.

As always, I like to point to what I consider the gold standard of “actually looks like they’re trying to hit each other”:

Using a silver sword on humans? Pffft

Perfect fit for Reynolds, then.

Omg I never realised this song existed. This is a meme in Ireland, as Brendan O’Connor did a pisstake of it

If it was OK for Holly McClane to punch Richard Thornburg, it’s OK for Shepard to punch al-Jilani

I use “savage” in reference to animals; not people. A lion is savage. A T-Rex is savage. A bear is savage. A silverback is savage. People are not savage. Unless they bite? I associate the adjective “savage” with the verb “savage”, and I use the adjective to indicate propensity for the verb. This also applies…

That’s not the point though. Natalie is saying she likes it because it pushed certain buttons. Dmcguinness is saying they have different buttons which aren’t in the game.

Is she Danish, yeah? I never realised

Lava Dome theme is better though

Nobita has obviously never heard of the Streisand Effect

“Impossible to understate”