Oh, and: he managed to persuade his party to make a fort (which they cleared of elemental cultists) their base of operations and we’re taking in refugees from villages devastated by the cult. On-Wen is attempting to establish himself as a regional power so that he can marry a lady so that his descendants can be proper…

I created my character by rolling dice for almost everything, from race, sex, sexuality, background, weight, height, etc.

I have never heard of Angela hill but I am now keenly interested in whether she wins plus I am also drunk lol

Having played Donkey Kong Land, I think it should be called Big Ape City

Thank you for allowing me to start my day with a genuine laugh

Is it too late to elect Frank Underwood?

Putin already has people in the crowd making sure Trump does as he’s told.

Nintendo fanboy here. Owned a NES, a SNES, a GBC, a GCN, a GBA, a DS, a DSi, a Wii, and a 3DS. Never got a Wii U, as by the time it had games I wanted, people were already talking about the NX. I was all set to buy a Switch as I really wanted BotW, until they announced the details of the subscription service. I don’t…

New head canon: Bowser and Peach are divorced after Peach left him for Mario. Peach got half the kingdom, Bowser got the other half and custody of the kids. Bowser still misses her and tries to get her to spend time with the kids sometimes. The new stepdad Mario invariably shows up to take her home so they can go back…

Luke it is imperative that Kotaku asks Nintendo to clarify what happens to your free game after a month

No significant launch titles other than Zelda? What about Splatoon 2 and Mario Kart 8? They’re basically new titles for anyone who didn’t get a Wii U (read: everyone)

It’s Liberty City/Vice City/San Andreas, buddy. That car gets stolen as soon as you turn your back on it.

Have you PLAYED Drawception? Waluigi’s a king in that community. Him, Robbie Rotten, and Yellmo.

Your argument becomes less effective when you remember that a lot of people wanted Bernie

Right there with ya, buddy

This is a real person? Looks uncanny valley to me

If you’re watching a late night talk show host expecting sensitivity and respectfulness you’re gonna have a bad time. Those things are antithetical to comedy, basically. If it makes you feel any better, he almost certainly doesn’t mean any of the stuff he says when he’s on camera.

I would LOVE for whoever the “Conan” is to be paired with Dara O Briain as a “games literate” co-host.

If he wasn’t dismissive of the medium it’d have to be called “Enthusiastic Gamer” or something. The entire format is “person who doesn’t get games, playing games”. The whole appeal is seeing games through the eyes of someone who isn’t massively familiar with a franchise, drawing attention to absurdity we’ve become…