Clearly chird is a hermaphrodite

Dude, I’ve been kicked in the balls BY A HORSE. Yes, it was the most intense pain in my life but after a few minutes in the fetal position I was up and mobile again. I forget how long it took for the pain to completely go away, but it did, and nowadays it’s a funny story I can tell people and they laugh and are…

Dear Desperate and Confused:

Dear Exacting Extravert,

Am I the only guy who didn’t fap to the gold bikini? People talk about it like it’s a thing everybody did

It sounds more like she would like her friends to just accept her as the person she is, instead of holding their breath for her to become this other, happier person.

Sauce?

If you guys think that Tracer being queer is a marketing ploy...

I feel like the better way to end this movie would be:

Well the one on - I don’t know what the planet’s name is, so “Planet Irish Coast” I guess - is tiny and suited to a hermit’s lifestyle, whereas Jedha was a city. The hermitage probably came first and is probably where the first Jedi master learned to harness the Force, and students came to study under her, and Jedha…

Probably!

The name “Jedi” probably comes from Jedha, but the temple Luke is currently at is supposedly the first Jedi temple.

The way he delivers them, you know HE thinks they’re funny.

I personally would’ve preferred if Chirrut wasn’t blind and his devotion to the Force was purely one-sided. Frequently failing. In fact when he reveals himself to be a guardian of the whills, one of the characters should’ve let out an exasperated sigh and been like “oh great, another one of THESE guys”, like he was a…

OH. That reminds me.

Or, you know, they could’ve rewritten the Ancient One as a positive non-stereotype Asian character (preferably from Tibet but if China kicks up a fuss you can just not SAY Tibet, you could just say “somewhere in the Himalayas” and tell the Chinese that it’s Nepal)

Guys it’s pretty obvious the Republicans just want him to make it as far as inauguration, at which point they can impeach him and install Pence

“Shhh just lie still and let this happen”

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