I really hope they make a “Rogue Two” where all the Bothan spies die to let the Rebellion know about the second Death Star’s shield generator on the forest moon of Endor and the fact that the Emperor himself will be there.

For me, cinema trips are excuses to hang out with friends. I’ll go as many times as I have separate groups of friends who want to see it. I frequently see big movies two or three times

CGI Tarkin is fine if you don’t know who he is and aren’t aware of what he SHOULD look like. He looks sufficiently like “a person” to pass muster.

Well the one on - I don’t know what the planet’s name is, so “Planet Irish Coast” I guess - is tiny and suited to a hermit’s lifestyle, whereas Jedha was a city. The hermitage probably came first and is probably where the first Jedi master learned to harness the Force, and students came to study under her, and Jedha…

Probably!

The name “Jedi” probably comes from Jedha, but the temple Luke is currently at is supposedly the first Jedi temple.

The way he delivers them, you know HE thinks they’re funny.

I personally would’ve preferred if Chirrut wasn’t blind and his devotion to the Force was purely one-sided. Frequently failing. In fact when he reveals himself to be a guardian of the whills, one of the characters should’ve let out an exasperated sigh and been like “oh great, another one of THESE guys”, like he was a…

OH. That reminds me.

Yeah the whole Sith master-apprentice dynamic is fucked up by design. The master has to train an apprentice, and the apprentice’s job is to figure out how to stab the master in the back. That’s the only way you can become the new Master. Sith Masters don’t just retire. But it’s made more difficult by the fact that the…

Basically he built a major flaw into the system but it was hidden so well because the system was the size of a small moon so you wouldn’t notice the flaw unless you knew what you were looking for - or if you had designed it.

Or, you know, they could’ve rewritten the Ancient One as a positive non-stereotype Asian character (preferably from Tibet but if China kicks up a fuss you can just not SAY Tibet, you could just say “somewhere in the Himalayas” and tell the Chinese that it’s Nepal)

Yeah I mean there are lots of “great” movies I don’t like and lots of “bad” movies I love. For example Extraordinary Measures got mauled at the box office but it’s one of the rare examples of a movie without explosions or slapstick that I would watch more than once (As Good As It Gets and Good Will Hunting being two…

Guys it’s pretty obvious the Republicans just want him to make it as far as inauguration, at which point they can impeach him and install Pence

“Shhh just lie still and let this happen”

You know, it could be the case that in CA:CW, Parker was talking down to his teammates whom he assumed wouldn’t be familiar with Star Wars specifics. “Ice planet, with the walking thingies” might just be how he explains it to Aunt May, because “Hoth, with the AT-ATs” would go over her head, so maybe that’s how he…

Not even the 21st Century. Tony Stark is always the scene-stealer in every Iron Man movie. You could argue that that’s mostly down to RDJ but then you arrive at the realisation that it’s not that protagonists suck, but that casting directors so often cast the wrong actor for a part. Edward Norton was a TERRIBLE Bruce…

It’s always somebody’s first day on the internet

By that logic, even when a guy’s fantasy is to be a mighty he-man, it’s just sign of how society taught us too much to find our self-value in those physical aspects