Why does he look like “Dr. Evil” from Austin Powers? (No offense Dr. Evil, you’re just Evil, not RACIST)

I didn’t know there was a human version of foot and mouth disease until I caught it at work. Mofo’s were coming to work talmbout they had the flu. Where all these bumps come from then???!!!

OK, Jamie. I was looking through the replies and yours’ caught my eye. I thought, “This young lady is going to “get” my story (TRUE).

Alright you fuckers. Here’s a list:

I was at Costco this weekend and the dude in the urinal next to me had his two sons with him. None of them washed their hands. All I could think of was these two grubby kids wiping dicks hands on everything in Costco.

I just watched the documentary Step on a plane this weekend (Qantas), and it was FANTASTIC. Instead of watching this movie, just go watch Step instead.

How competent could these guys be? 11 years and they haven’t found me yet?

I for one can’t wait to see Christopher Plummer in Deadpool 2.

Holy crap, they got Peter Coyote (the guy who does all the Ken Burns films) to narrate. This is the most amazing promotional video I’ve ever seen.

Well yeah. At his worst, Ben makes stop-mo animation films, really complicated board games and town ruining ice rinks.

Oh my god. It’s not predatory. Fuck. He kept the game x number of days. It costs x dollars per day to keep said game. He returned it. He got charged the price of that There is nothing predatory about this. It’s just simple math and common sense.

“ My boy is leading the NCAA in steals!”

It’s fine. She was dressed in a way that was inviting this to happen.

Daily Telegraph! Once again, it’s time for one of my favorite Yes, (Prime) Minister clips. AFAIK, it’s still accurate, 30 years later.

I don’t want to be sacred. I want men to keep their hands, and their laws, off my pussy. You think you’re helping, Kelly, but you’re not.

Both. He was born in 1954 metric.

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

You looked like an evil, heartless old man in college?

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?