No joke. I’m O+. She can have all the things I have to give, as long as she survives another two years.

Palestinian Mexican American. This is the America I know. When those morons start spouting off about America is white and blond/blue-eyed, all I can think is bish where are you from? And life must be boring as hell for you. And I’m glad I’m not from there, because I need more variety on where I am going to eat than…

Not a SINGLE mention of Gout?

a former (male) obgyn i saw told me to practice abstinence when i said i had multiple partners but used contraceptives and condoms. it makes you feel shitty.

Considering how indoctrinated women are into thinking their sexual activity is shameful — by parents, by other adults, by politicians, by religious folk, by society in general — it’s not surprising at all.

That guy might have been a douche, but most people with herpes don’t know they have it. Most people don’t have symptoms (but are still contagious), others have mild symptoms and never see a doctor about it. Less sex = less risk, but honest people can pass it on and people in loving committed relationships can get it.

Also, it’s usually associated with children. Kids with active infections in the form of cold sores can transmit the virus to their skin through saliva to themselves or to other kids (like in a daycare situation). This is also why Herpes Whitlow (lesions on the fingers and thumbs) is associated with thumbsucking in chil…

Answering rhetorical questions in a heartfelt essay about a severe medical complication that was extremely easy to contract in a know-it-all manner is grounds for suspension, pigeon. Please come see me in my office. 

That’s right, boo.

You have a point, but I still think it’s in the interest of whoever is in charge, whether you’re working as a multi-millionaire actor or a minimum-wage waiter for the people in charge to at least attempt to make your working environment as pleasurable as possible.

He married Mandy Hampton from the West Wing and was never seen or mentioned again.

Looks like those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

Team Yanny here. I’ve been listening to this for longer than I’d like to admit. I finally heard Laurel! For you Yanny-ers out there just start saying Laurel out loud and you’ll eventually hear it. Yanny sounds like a whiny high pitched voice. Laurel sounds like a deeper voiced guy who is over enunciating the word.

That’s weird, I can distinctly remember this going, “I didn’t know I was lost at the time/on Arlington Road/on Arlington Road yeah”

I didn’t think it possible, but The X-Files managed to have two shitty endings. Well done (sarcasm).

I wish I’d been in that theater two rows behind the tweeter so I could’ve thrown something at them for using a goddamn cell phone during the feature.

using birth control

LeVar Burton and Ta Nehisi Coates need to appear in Kanye’s bedroom some night dressed as ghosts and make Ye read some damn books.

Credit to Van for responding, in the moment and in the face a huge celebrity and icon and not backing down and still delivering some really real shit to Kanye’s face.

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.