Every single dish described here sounds fucking disgusting.

I have zero investment in this situation or the rich, boring people involved, but as a fan of a good Sunday roast, I’m compelled to say the beef looks just fine to me. That said, there’s enough fat on a prime rib that you don’t need to rub it with two pounds of butter in a gratuitous TikTok flourish. The potatoes look…

The internet has taught me that most people: like their meat well-done like shoe leather, still wash their chicken, and put cheese or ranch dressing onto absolutely anything.

I usually sing it with a friend, at a bar, the weekend before Christmas. I get a catch in my throat at “I could’ve been someone”, every damn time. 

This is one of the few songs that’s guaranteed to make me cry. Every.Single.Time. But not really because of the contents of the song. I was a teenager sent by my Dad to live in Ireland from ’84 to ’88 (my immediate family stayed behind in NYC; I was at boarding school living with an Aunt on ‘home’ weekends). This song…

Really? No, Fairytale of New York? It was literally written by Shane MacGowan to prove to The Pogues producer, that you could write a depressing Christmas song.

I’m seeing a number of procedures here: lip augmentation, eyelid/eyebrow lift/tuck, etc. 

Looking at that family, she probably cheapened out on the surgeon. 

I was going to get it done, but decided the $5000 would be better spent on cake, a decision I will stand behind until I run out of cake!

They’re going to be really sad when they get older. Losing that type of fat in your face is what causes your skin to sag. You can rebuild the muscle with facial exercises to make up for it but it would be easier just to buy a contouring kit with the bronzer and highlighter than go thru having fat in your face removed.…

Yes! All those #freeBritney fans are now the same ones demanding that she perform for them on their terms! Idk, but if I had hundreds of millions of dollars and nothing but free time, I’d just do my own thing and not tell anyone but my closest friends about my life. Sorry, but in my fantasy world no one needs to know…

One of the big refrains during the discussion about freeing her from her conservatorship was that it wasn’t that she’s totally fine and not dealing with some mental health issues, but that these shouldn’t necessitate a conservatorship.

I think some folks are probably still missing that. I imagine that her mental health…

Her fans can't accept that the old Britney isn't coming back and that she is very unwell 

“I’ll never blame Britney fans for being afraid for her safety.”

-Sir Laurence Olivier

Yep that’s a bad sentence. And most of us who were abused didn’t grow up to be reprehensible assholes. A lot did, I’m sure, but not most. And some who turned out badly were destined to be jerks regardless of whether they suffered abuse.

And what the male writer said about hitting on women, which probably doesn't rise to the "actionable" level of harassment but is still part of creating and maintaining a hostile work environment.

I think we all know from SVU (early good seasons 1-12, not later shitty seasons) that the proper thing to do here is to lock this guy into a room with Elliot Stabler.

I loved Gavin & Stacey so I thought I’d love the show.  Not so much.  I do like Carpool Karaoke but otherwise no.

Like it or not, England’s royalty has been a largely effed up institution forever. It’s got to be hanging by an albeit sturdy thread by now. Whatever Harry and Meghan, the series, the couple, can do to hasten its demise is all for the good. Unfortunately, this will eventually be remembered as historical and it’s…