bravisima
BRAvisima
bravisima

Yeah this just sounds like “look at naked people” for people who don’t know how to type the word “boobies” into their web browser.

Lizzo plays the flute. She actually took time to learn a musical instrument. Anyone that learns a musical instrument/can read music gains credibility for me right out of the gate. They can go up or down at that point.

All it takes is one off day for the negative stuff to pull you under. 

I’m sure she doesn’t need my help, but if Lizzo wants backup from a big white girl, I’ll grab a sock full of oranges and we’ll go kick some ass. 

Yea my mind immediately went to “she is caring for these girls as a mother figure at least part time and just felt it was easier to call them her daughters”.

I am glad that people can get a refund if they choose to do so. But, honestly, I know so many people who were raised by people who are not their biological parents, (including myself) that that part of the story doesn’t faze me.

I’ve gotten to the point in my boob-venture that I’m just going to get a reduction. I’m a 44J or K (whatever I can find TBH) and I. Am. Done. I don’t want to have to think about these things so much, worry I’m going to knock stuff over, or stick ‘em on a burning hot stove element a la Mrs. Doubtfire. Glad the boob

I still make “suicides” as we called them then.  (Horrible name.)  I mix all sodas in a fountain in one cup, provided there’s a strawberry soda option and some sort of Dr. Pepper-ish kind.  It’s so sugary but reminds me so much of childhood that I can’t resist the occasional one.  But yeah, we need a better name.

There’s a young man, I would say he isn’t even twenty five yet, who has confessed to murdering twelve children. He’s led the police in recovering three bodies so he definitely killed them. ( I say that because we as Kenyan citizens are fully prepared to learn that police are taking the opportunity to clear old cases.)

“she said, “Weird looking skinny dudes just historically have huge dicks. I simply cannot explain the science behind it.”

My favorite thing about Pete Davidson is that his humor is primarily based on making fun of himself.  He’s not mean.  He’s upfront about his mental illness, and encourages other people to keep taking their medication.  He seems to be a good guy.

The appeal for me:

Technically, Travis and Davidson are one in the same!!

The breathy talk-singing thing gets a little tired after a couple of songs.

When I’m talking to my friends who are musicians and entertainers, I say, ‘If—if—we have a socialistic government, if we have Marxism, you are going to be the first ones who will be cut off because the state would have to approve your music.’

Yes we must protect the sanctity of these deep, meaningful lyrics:

He has a flashing day-glo target on him for the rest of his life. There are a lot of lifers who would kill him for a candy bar or just for the credit. I almost feel sorry for him. Almost.

Fucker got fat 

“Wait. I thought we all agreed I was getting probation.”

should have been 30+ years based on the sentencing guidelines. Good thing that the federal charges are in play. we’ll see how that progresses.