As a renowned scientist, I believe I can actually explain this one pretty easily.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

“You can’t bring Miller in this ear-”

“I still don’t see how the playcall was so terrible”

If he comes back, he comes back. If not, we’re good without him.

Wade:

"But it went way too far, and it wasn't very clear that it was a joke, that it was fabricated. If you read it, you might think that it was actually Tiger talking. The whole thing is completely ridiculous."

Congratulations to Penn State fans, who finally have proof that they were the actual victims in this scandal.

Who wants to read some internal emails that make the NCAA look incompetent, reactionary, and completely unable to justify its own authority?

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Gonna be a lot of people in Baltimore with Joe Flacco jerseys tomorrow.

Another person whose WAR on drugs hasn't been very good.

Also, it's good with the press.

GOODELL: Hey, how bout that Redskins name controversy, I'd love to talk about that now. I say, let's change it! Who's with me??

1. If jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, then how di-

Now you guys are just fucking with me.

[hears the news]