Its great that your in an industry that will keep going through this but most Americans aren’t in that position. Maybe when the population looks more than a month ahead we’ll see the error in reducing millions to poverty status. Hey maybe we can just tax the doctors more?

My lease is up in a year, almost exactly, and it’s going to be an interesting decision between a new mk8 R (if they’ve made it to the states by then), and possibly a used RS3. Or lease a new RS3 (again, assuming the new design has made it stateside).

Well isn’t the Audi R8 V10 just dandy then...

He is a sociopath. Explaining things to him is waste of time.

“I’d rather spread the disease and kill somebody else as long as my household is personally fine.” - Some Short-sighted Dipshit who doesn’t realize he’s “somebody else” to everybody else.

The area under the curve is the same whether its high and quick or low and long.

This is the most ignorant take. It has nothing to do with how well you personally can handle the illness, but everything to do with the dozens of people you could infect by not staying indoors.

Gee, I wonder who is better situated to ride out a few months of a reduction in income; a multi-billion dollar corporation with access to 0% interest rates from the fed, or a guy making union scale? 

Trump is to administration what Mozart is to cross country skiing!

Yeah, I never thought I’d wax nostalgic about Dubya.

Nasty. Nasty, nasty question. You’re a nasty person asking nasty questions. Remember when I fixed the economy and made Apple move iPhone manufacturing to America? I’ve also put Mike Pence in charge of keeping us all safe. Overall I’m doing fantastic with macarenavirus. Kristen Lee, she’s just not nice.

1st gear: Why  do the words 'Trump administration', 'chaos', and 'confusion' always appear together in the same article? 

Elon showing his big brain status again. Short sell that, short sellers.

You’d be surprised at how many trucks I see at Whole Foods.

Instant CP, never buy another guy’s project!!

There is literally 0 evidence that it came from eating bats. That’s the conspiracy theory being spread by the smooth-brained, and it gains traction with people like you who are all too happy to say “these people are dirty, of course that’s how it happened.”

For different amounts of time. The law does allow intent to be a determining factor. Stealing $1000 won’t get you as much time as stealing $10000 unless you steal that $1000 from a Post Office. Tuning your car, which has been pointed out again and again, doesn’t mean that you’re breaking emissions standards. You can…

Oh for fucks sake.

But tuning it for the specific intent of making it pollute more is just egregious.  

As an incompetent motorcycle rider, I've lost track of the number of times I've looked for a 7th gear or a -1st gear.