Ugh. Also, out of the greys with you. 

I hope the driver makes it through with minimum issues.

Perfectly good? Were you gone for the last year? Everyone here is constantly complaining about the AWD Mazda 3 being a painfully intolerable slow car that will kill you the first time you try to merge on these mythical US highways that always merge at 200mph between two semis carrying jet fuel.

I marble at the distance it travelled.

try a trackball mouse, you won’t go back

try a trackball mouse, you won’t go back

My favorite fact about this car, is that the driver and passenger are completely separated and need to communicate electronically.

I clearly didn’t. Thank you. 

(Ford) pardoned Nixon to avoid the scandal and shame a public trial would have caused America.

“My Zimbabwean bank account shows that I am a multi trillionaire.”

Fuck those douchebags who run them in NYC.

I mean around here, that won’t buy an apartment. 

Friend lived in South Brooklyn. Her nearest station had a rusty staircase for years. Finally, one day, the MTA just removed said staircase.

Monorails can’t handle nearly the capacity traditional steel-on-steel can though. 

When JR East buys trains, they buy two orders of magnitude greater numbers than just about anyone else. That might have something to do with it. 

FancyKristen only has things gold-plated if they’re critical for strength and weight. Otherwise they’re solid gold.

Right -- it contaminated the blinker fluids.

Nah man. First 2 or 3 were done under warranty. It was more like $20.

My STI, since buying it new in 2011, has needed something like 5 front turn signal bulbs, and I haven’t put 35k miles on it. I finally got tired of it and replaced all of them with aftermarket LEDs a year ago. So yeah, sometimes Japanese cars break :)

Nah, Windows went: ... 3.11 > 95 > 98 > SE, and died there. Windows NT went: 3.5.1 > 2000 > XP > 2003 > Vista > 7 > 8 > 10.

“Maybe just a 2-3 years newer one with a better factory radio”