“When it rains, it pours, bitch!”

LMMFAO! The Whopper was funny as hell but you win with getting slapped with an open umbrella. I mean how is that even possible. All I am picturing is someone dressed like the Morton Salt Girl beating the shit out of somebody with an open umbrella, and if it was a windy day I know that shit was especially difficult.…

LEAVE KANYE AAAAALLLLLLLOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!

aw, leave zima and tab alone lol

Okay, Mayo Ice Cream is just a really good figment of your ima...gi...

Rice cakes are kind of awful by themselves but the butter flavor ones are really good with Jif peanut butter and honey.

Didn’t realise you wore Champion.

Menace is a tad more entertaining and nihilism for the sake of nihilism...and more quotable.

Colors, Menace II Society, Boyz in the Hood. All great films. But I have to ask...

the royal penis is clean, your highness. 

The kind of shit you got to put up with just to keep a job and pay some bills is proof being employed can make so many folks dumb as fuck.

Being from D.C. might have had more of a negative impact on his career than being African.

I bought my fiancee a $300 Coach purse for her birthday one year. I thought I was being a good future husband.

I guess I’m trash - I call women females, and men males, depending on context. I don’t say “I’M WOMAAAAAAAN” I say “I’m a female.”

Never change fam!

A man after my own heart.

We have figured one thing, pissing on a child is definitely over a series of lines. I think Kanye has been given a pass because we know he says dumb shit. The Precedent has been set. It’s like Mariah having a train wreck Christmas special. It’s just what the reality is now.

Everybody wants a trophy. Some people stay on Bron’s good side, some people date a Kardashian, this man did both.

Fuck that. I live by this. Time is the most precious, and most price elastic commodity a person has. If you ain’t adding value to mine, then Peace, my dude. You either understand this or stay hanging out with bums.