Cam Newton went to like 100 colleges.

When the owner tells you to stop because it’s fucking annoying, you should stop. He sounds like a shit dad.

I would argue that even in light of that fact, he’s still 100% as crazy as he sounds.

Thank god this loser is off my team. What a moron.

Let’s get this out of the gray. LaRoche is a shitty baseball player, AND father.

“We’re not big on school....” What. The. Fuck.

“Back when I was a kid, you know what I was? A man.”

“How could I keep playing?” LaRoche told reporters. “They took away my youth.”

I dunno man, I feel like this was the watershed moment for that.

Takes a hell of a man to step away from the game he loves for what he believes in @e3laroche #faithandfamilyfirst

Lifelong Steeler fan here: There are things bigger than football. This is a troubled kid struggling with serious issues, and his professional career might be over. He’s not a party animal—he’s struggling with mental illness. Let’s keep some perspective: it’s a dark day, for him, a lot more than for us slobs in Steeler…

Ordinary foul by Barry, borderline yellow.

How or why Chelsea supporters were and continue to be surprised by Costa and his act is beyond me. Anybody that watched him with Atletico knew that he is selfishly volatile and almost impossible to control.

Uh, hardly terrible.

This is bad kinja.

I don’t think that’s true.

This seems like a very bad idea. I get that you can’t exactly control your feelings and attraction is attraction, but acknowledging you have a crush on someone and discussing it with your significant other seems like an awful idea. So New Years a couple years back my buddy decides to get a conversation going about…

Really putting the “Adequate” in the blog between this and the cheating should be hidden from your spouse. Or did I miss that it’s Evil Week again?

No. Just no.

This is an awful premise, and it couldn’t possibly be more wrong.

“Bullshit! I fucked way more CBS employees than Kevin Durant!”