I mean, why play the game at all? You might get hurt and diminish your potential at any moment.

Thanks for the tag. I honestly couldn't remember what team is trying the Dwight experiment this year.

All this embracing of Communists should have Bob Dornan rolling over in his grave.

I’m glad the NCAA is tackling these important violations instead of saying one word about DJ Durkin or Urban Meyer. #priorities #fucktheNCAA #fuckMeyerandDurkin

Dammit, you beat me to it.

C’mon, Urb. You know you want to say some spouse abusers are “very fine people” and “both sides are to blame” for abuse.

While CJ is trying, the front office is shitting itself. Blazers may not even make the playoffs in an improved West.

Also, let's not forget the NCAA in all of this.

You ever notice these “tough guy” coaches have shitty records? Fucking Will Muschamp has a 15-11 record at South Carolina, you know 4 or 5 of those came against some I-AA paycheck school. That shithead couldn’t win at Florida! And Durkin, running players to death and humiliating kids/young adults netted a whopping…

Flaming out? Cody Kessler was just traded to Jacksonville for a CONDITIONAL 7th round pick. Assuming that condition is he doesn't drop the clipboard.

History is going to be very kind to Randy Moss. Extremely thoughtful statement in the current climate of anthem madness.

Needs more stars. Goddamn kids, know your history.

Urban Meyer will be a shoo-in for the Roma job.

10-2 with that SOFT ASS nonconference schedule? No way you’re making the playoffs. Sorry but y’all have to be perfect. It’s not like the PAC has a murderer’s row reputation nationally right now. Look no further than 2017 USC.

Odds are good this isn’t going to end well. See Ball, LaMelo; Ball, LiAngelo

Kind of makes firing Tressel over some tattoos seem rather insignificant and dumb. Hey! He's available, right?

What is the United States in 2026?

tl;drf

Apparently weebles wobble and do fall down.

Nice tie, bro.