I do miss living in LA. The news guys call car chases there like a sporting event.

I’m not sure how he pulled it off running a holier than thou schtick while running one of the dirtiest programs in history. And everyone just kind of shrugs. I wonder which tier of the pyramid is pay all the players.

Like the legend of Rudy, one of the great sports lies/myths is the saintliness if John Wooden. Pay no attention to Sam Gilbert’s Cadillacs and cash. Walton, an admitted recipient of these payoffs, conveniently forgets all of this while clutching his pearls.

No fucking doubt the teacher would get a dinner at the White House and a NRA medal while GOPers and gun nuts state “there’s no problem with guns that more guns can’t fix.”

This. Except Saturday morning brunch. Goddamn kids have killed any action after 8:00 pm.

I don’t know what hurts more, your screen name or your avatar. Just when I think I’m over it... Another reminder. And that lateral pissed me off too.

Hell, it’s like they forget they’re human.

Oliver Miller approves of this.

Bought my gym membership 2 years up front, no monthly fees. They threw in another year free and a ridiculous annual renewal after that. 10 years later and one class action suit and I pay $50 annual for what people pay for 2 months. Always renew early, you know they want to dump my ass.

“the controversial but successful German was managing”

I thought broomball was the ice sport Southern California shitheads like me who never needed to learn how to ice skate played. I’d duct tape the shit out of my mom’s broom then go Marty McSorley on some guy.

8 minutes? “He done” came out of my mouth in about 3 seconds.

I see cross country stories are really bringing in the hot takes.

Goddammit. Planning on taking my son to West Ham this spring. So, Watford?

Oh, is that a big deal? Looks like me clowning my kid every weekend.

Just think how “ambiguous” the details would’ve been had this not been a former NFL player with a national media spotlight.

It’s almost as if people who spend a majority of their time in virtual worlds don’t have great real world social awareness.

Looking for promotion to the EPeeL.

My son just asked me what I’m laughing at. Uhhh, nothing.

“Nobody tell any Oregonians how high their state food is ranked, though. They can’t fit any more self-congratulation into their busy schedules.”