This. Except Saturday morning brunch. Goddamn kids have killed any action after 8:00 pm.

I don’t know what hurts more, your screen name or your avatar. Just when I think I’m over it... Another reminder. And that lateral pissed me off too.

Hell, it’s like they forget they’re human.

Oliver Miller approves of this.

Bought my gym membership 2 years up front, no monthly fees. They threw in another year free and a ridiculous annual renewal after that. 10 years later and one class action suit and I pay $50 annual for what people pay for 2 months. Always renew early, you know they want to dump my ass.

“the controversial but successful German was managing”

I thought broomball was the ice sport Southern California shitheads like me who never needed to learn how to ice skate played. I’d duct tape the shit out of my mom’s broom then go Marty McSorley on some guy.

8 minutes? “He done” came out of my mouth in about 3 seconds.

I see cross country stories are really bringing in the hot takes.

Goddammit. Planning on taking my son to West Ham this spring. So, Watford?

Oh, is that a big deal? Looks like me clowning my kid every weekend.

Just think how “ambiguous” the details would’ve been had this not been a former NFL player with a national media spotlight.

It’s almost as if people who spend a majority of their time in virtual worlds don’t have great real world social awareness.

Looking for promotion to the EPeeL.

My son just asked me what I’m laughing at. Uhhh, nothing.

“Nobody tell any Oregonians how high their state food is ranked, though. They can’t fit any more self-congratulation into their busy schedules.”

This is me and my golf shot. I had to walk away for years to forget everything I layered in to it creating something Barkleyesque in its monstrosity.

I’ve been a fan of these Sound Peats for a couple of years. Good battery life, plenty of volume and a wide variety of earpieces for a good fit. Been running with them for two years.

I’ve been a fan of these Sound Peats for a couple of years. Good battery life, plenty of volume and a wide variety…

1) I can’t believe they gave a participation trophy in the NC game.

Thrown off by the ankle monitor.