My first one actually embedded (due to a bad insertion and a wonky tipped uterus plus a cervix of steel!) and I had to have it surgically removed! That super sucked but I still got another one and this one is working out great :) I'm glad yours was able to come out!

Paragards for all!

I'm 28 and drink moderately (3ish wines/beers/dranks) most days of the week from the comforts of my home. More on some weekends if I'm out. I think I'm on the high end of normal for my social group but honestly sometimes worry I'm boozin too much.

They do fade fast. I have my ring finger tattooed and am due for a touch up after approx 6 months. I love the little guy and think my husband's looks hot, but I could totally see letting it fade out and then lasering someday rather than the constant upkeep.

Definitely find yourself a new gyno. I'm 28, no kids and have had the Paragaurd for 18 months. My periods were a hot mess for the first 9-12 months and are finally starting to even out. Which for me is 3-4 days of bad pms with 6-7 days of bleeding. The cramping was super bad the first couple months but has…

Also....do not buy the sample size to try it out! That applicator is a hot mess.

It's good, definitely better than drugstore, but I still prefer the Bad Gal Lash. The Bad Gal Lash formula and applicator is a little more forgiving while you apply. I find that with "They're Real" you need to get that stuff on fast and resist the urge to try and fiddle with your lashes...it's easy to end up with a…

I fear this exact scenario at my upcoming wedding shower...

Grizzly Man is like a top 5 most upsetting film for me. But on the other hand it introduced me to this gem of a tune:

Most gorgeous place I've ever been! There were definitely black bears wandering through our campsite at night. I was mostly terrified of potential grizzly sitings whenever we ventured off the more popular hiking trails.

I just forwarded this to my husband who spent our entire trip to Glacier making fun of my bear bells and bear spray holster. Bears will fuck you up. No joke.

Can't wait! SF folks: It's playing at the Metreon, in Oakland at the Grand Lake and in Berkeley at the California this weekend.