Now's the time to be miserable and feel sorry for ourselves

My issue with the ESPN coverage is the impression that they give that the entire event is taking place in Rio. Rio is where their studio is, I get it. But every single fan reaction shot is from Copa Cabana beach and every aerial bump shot is from above Rio. I was in Natal and Recife last week and can assure you…

In Brasil? But of course!

She and French Montana have been fornicating "like rabbits," says a source, and now they have fertilized an embryo together.

When my kid asks me where babies come from, I'm just going to say "When a man and a woman love each other very much, the woman puts her hand on her stomach. Then a stranger takes a picture and publishes it. That's how a woman gets pregnant."

A rational man would do it. But that's Felipão we're talking about...

Fernandinho came in and really changed the midfield. Paulinho stay at the bench next game please.

I believe the other day it said, "Meu dentista é Inglés!"

Gear I can kind of understand, just because you get to wear your jersey for once, but flags make no sense at all. No one just carries a flag with them wherever they go, but most people do wear shirts.

Well, you seem pretty keen to critique Japan's English. How is your Japanese?

There should be a special listing for the 2010 French team even if they didn't win the year before. Anytime a team expected to contend falls apart in part because of a player caught soliciting an underage prostitute, a team mutiny, and a coach who was rumored to base lineups on astrology cannot really be topped

Alex Song is an idiot.

But they were very entertaining for the rest of the world to watch.

Iran-Nigeria sucked

That staircase looks weaker than Spain's defense.

Um...no. RvP's will be on highlight reels for decades. Not taking anything away from Cahill, mind you. Great goal but you see dozens of similar volleys over the course of a season if you watch enough matches.

Which, of course, was stolen from here:

How did Mexico beat Brazil? Ochoa saving everything... literally, everything...