Instead, he's decided to quit football and focus on soccer in hopes of maybe being the next Jozy Altidore.

The kid in the passenger seat gave it that extra touch of redneck sadness.

Sorry for that little boy..

Quite a role model for her kid.

Why Your Team Sucks: 2014 Manchester United

He figured he might as well give the ball up before Dane Cook stole that from him too.

He happens to be sitting next to a great actor too, that's Bobby Carnivàle.

Why the boos? This was the best on-field performance of the season at Wrigley.

DID SHE GIVE IT TO A KID?

Shocking that they gave him the golden ball. He wasn't even the best player on his team. He did fuck all in the last three games and only had a few special moments in the games before that (against shit teams). Macherano was clearly the man that took that team on his shoulders.

1) James played against tougher opposition if we only count the first 5 games (since James only played 5 games).

It is a bit hard to reconcile that the best player in the world didn't score on that very nice chance, right after the half. The best player in the world should absolutely score there. But I guess he's still the best based on past performances and assumed future performances. Sure as hell wasn't the best player in…

You don't watch a lot of soccer, do you?

Absolute BULLSHIT that he won Best Player in the WC. James, Robben, Mueller, Mascherano and maybe even a couple more were better than Messi.

I am excited to see the world's best player and the world's bitiest player on the same squad.

He didn't deserve the Golden Ball, though.

Might be the best player, but at the end of the game he acted like the biggest ass. Receiving the Golden Ball is a huge honor and he acted like a kid who didn't get his way.

I thought he was flat through most of the World Cup. He has moments of brilliance, but most of the time he's just standing around.

Pictured: what he was seen doing roughly 99.99997% of the game.

Short counterpoint: No