I just blue myself. Says the Anal-rapist.

Hey girl, I know you run Bartertown and everything but...

It's blood money and I don't want it. Well, bleh money at least.

A Quran.

When you get to the middle you need to solve a riddle and then you own the game company. Are you ready, Player one?

You collect money and use it.

In a way, almost every library has these books. It’s called the Internet. If kids want to learn, go online.

I tried to re-read the Dragonlance Chronicles this year. What terribly written books. I can see why 12 year old me liked them but 34 year old me thinks they're drivel. Certain not the epic fantasy quality I have come to enjoy.

IU sucks.

Did you have to use moustach-free Trebek? That's like seeing your mother-in-law naked.

Context!

Who?

39 or 49 or whatever MILLION fans and multi-MILLION views for every single one of his videos... What the fuck do you consider famous? Even my wife knows who he is.

It’s almost as if it's a very important time for politics in America. I can't reason out why...

Me!

All things follow the beam.

Is that the heroin dude from Fear the Walking Dead?

Your wife's a beard. Zing.

But you should be able to get a hell of a deal on an lower East Side garden apartment.

Vault-Tek filled Vault 404 with hopeless virgins as part of an ongoing vault experiment.