So real estate prices are going to drop now, yeah?

The bassinet on our flight to Ireland from Chicago was cardboard. Fail.

Wade. He knows where they are. He's gone to find Cuato.

What a load. Your whole life has been a lie. You're really the Lindbergh baby.

Because Americans couldn’t be bothered with a candy bar named after just one planet, we needed it to be named after an entire fucking galaxy. Hoo-ah!

What about an entirely different service that allows unlimited characters. Call it Twatter or Macroblajong or Flumpsy. Give me my million dollars now please.

That’s like saying two women should be allowed to get married because apparently now they can have sex without a penis? Poppycock!

Did the Pope know this? There would have been an insta-Sainthood scenario happening.

Rise up, Scabs! It's your Destiny.

Pete won an Emmy for this game? Or Thrones? I didn't watch it. Sorry Emmy.

If the aliens can't crack our encryption then they shouldn't be allowed to conquer and enslave us.

That's the Ferengi Paradox.

The author off this post is not named Mikle Fayhee. I’m telling.

I’m a digital download guy. Fuck my life and whatever.

They were mostly tourists from Texas. Snap!

I don't understand this at all? Why would he want people to think God wrote the bible?

This was a private moment stolen from us! As we posed on a stage at a nerd (lovingly) convention. Hmmph. Damn you Plunkett!!!

The greatest trick the devil ever played...

TL;DR but it seems like you're profiling cops so does that make you the better person here?

Likely not much happens in your pants so I won't worry. Zing!