Awesome use of the word retard. You're making us all proud.

Someone got stabbed in the neck at 7:30pm on the 200 block of 18th. That's my hood and its getting scary. Someone in my building got mugged a few weeks ago.

That quote didn't enforce your statement.

He's not American. Is that your point?

But he worked in a hot dog stand.

I can't wait to read his book about playing video games.

Look at Trump.

Is this a repost?

NuvaRing! Points sir. Well played. Properly pronouncing the actual course is sort of like birth control as well.

So it's blurry on purpose? I thought I was having a stroke on the toilet. The bad kind.

Because video game. Suspension of disbelief and all that. I mean I know you know that but why gripe about it?

He spilled paint in his old man’s garage?

Moeller really pumps my nads.

Are you the homophobic spaghetti guy?

I don't know... It seems rather derivative. And racist. Not all Italians are plumbers. Some work at delis.

God damn you Tom Brady. You get off Scott free and then you go and do this? What the hell is your problem?

It's ok if you're in the S1 or something. But infantry and other field units get dirty as hell.

Glad “fuck sharks” is an official tag at Kotaku.

Now make it text based and I'll buy it.

You’re not allowed to wear camo off base unless you stop for gas (in emergencies) but you are allowed to wear dress uniforms anywhere. So technically he’s fine. Just a dork. I think the Army and other services can wear camo BDUs wherever. Because they're lazy turds (just kidding).