Whenever I got home from a grueling USMC deployment (Iraq in 2003 for instance) I immediately changed into civilian attire. I never showed up on the field of a professional sports ball team for a photo op. That’s just my style though. No panache and no flash.

Mad Chris: Wahwah Check Please

How so?

But I clicked my crosshairs on the hex and my shot missed! Where's the skill?!

Thought the same thing.

Mad Chris

I'll meet them at the police station parking lot to make the trade. It's safer that way.

I think new Huffys are $50.

But who’s gonna fill my RSS with loads of bitching about ‘90s games and TV? Oh still you. ;)

You totally didn’t need to explain yourself. But it’s nice that you did. Imagine if people at Rolling Stone had to explain themselves every time they accuse someone of sex crimes. Oh wait...

Not REKT — Theon.

What’s her spank site handle? I want to cyber steal her from you. I have a huge money order from Nigeria coming in soon and I will be tipping that lass to the moon.

The first time I ran into a girl I screamed like a deathclaw.

Ok. But part of that equation is “shit” which for some is a longer proposition that for others. I usually play through a Dragon Quest or read a dystopian tween adventure book (Maze Runner this morning) while doing my morning constitutional.

Then what do you do on the toilet!?

1. These guys necks are too small.

Japanese business men had special credit cards they could use to buy undies from school girls which went directly into their Nintendo.jp DLC account.

It can count! (Riding the super troll trolley to dickland...)

That would require some acrobatics to shove your skeleton key in that hole.

Ok true. But did this movie poster say “based on the video game” because otherwise I don't think most people would've known.