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No you fucked up the timing and delivery. It was more Shut. Your. Mouth. Like Will Farrell. But Adam Sandler works too. You can co-star in our next movie. The Kinja Gardner.

That sounds like something to discuss with your analyst.

Space Balls... Primo American cinema.

It was sarcasm. Boy. I remember the gold old days of the Internet when you could razz a dude and they wouldn't shed real tears.

Shut. Your. Mouth.

Can my Vaultkateers come over and murderize Sandler?

As a skinny Italian American with a mustache I find your post very offensive.

Ah... Yeah good idea. I have couple maxed out luck dudes.

This made me laugh... Until it made me cry. This guy is a real guy. And people want to vote for him. A guy in a gas station accosted me about voting of for him. Said “he doesn’t need the money, that’s why I trust him.” Right. Doesn’t need the money, but you know what they say: money can’t buy me nuclear launch codes.

Maybe instead of “exterminate!” they meant to say “plumb! Plumb!” But got their working class vocations confused.

It. Has. Plungers. For. Hands! I guess it plans on clogging an outhouse toilet.

What if they had one of those umbrella hats with solar panels on it.

“I need to do a number 2 but I only know binary!”

Now they don't need to call. Fucking SyFy.

I was a U.S. Marine. We considered bitching an art form. More power to everyone with a complaint.

It probably has better games than PS4.

Ok but also so? Should we get pissed that American Girl doesn’t have enough male protagonists in their films? There are plenty of rad ladies in Pixar films. But it's also a sub-division of Disney. So they have to be a little evil.

Say gender parity one more fucking time. I dare you.

No there's a token prince in 79% of them.