Running With Guns on Steam.

Also, I was being cheeky. Play what you want.

Spock would find your logic very faulty. There is no game funner than Fallout 1/2. Because. QED.

That's what I thought.

Radioactive fallout rots wood?

The official lore book actually states that a 400 megaton nuke was dropped every 500 yards. Hmmm...

No it’s still fun. But it’s ok to be wrong. Nobody will SWAT you. Probably.

It almost looks like someone is hitting it with a blow dryer. But why would anyone use a blow dryer on hair? That’s just bat-dad-shit-crazy

The predator was a guy in a monster suit so why wouldn’t it have a human skeleton?

Both of them!?!

12 years ago for a cell phone isn’t that crazy.

Fahey, we need 500 words on a joystick made out a #2 pencil. Make a zinger.

I don't think footballers shop on eBay.

Did you take into account the volume of the box as well as any insurance or tracking options? I feel like that was a half-assed evaluation of the situation. -5 points to you.

You rule. :)

Fuck that. I’m gonna wear that bitch 24/7 because Apple Watch 2000! Tim Cook blew it not releasing a Pip Boy edition and now Bethesda and Todd Howard = profit.

Are you one of the product marketers? Because you just described something so goddamn awesome and amazing that now I just have to go find that pre-order deal right now and give Beth (my cute nickname for Bethesda) 119 bottle caps. Thanks for helping tip me over the fence!

*Ba da derp* (PC gaming elitist drumroll)

Yes! I used to do this with the windows 95 startup image.

So he smashed a 360 to protest a fault for a One game? Hmm... I'm gonna smash my Atari 2600 to protest Aliens: Colonial Marines being shitty.