Now General Lee is going to have his house boy transcribe an open letter to Apple and deliver via Pony Express. Good going, Tim Cook.

I just reinstalled D3 on my MacBook and just barely made it to Act 2. So I'm way out of the loop on this but figured I would get back at it for a while.

After her ordeal you still want to rush her room!?

You're a cock.

I'm no expert but I think cross fit uses like tires and hammers and Xboxes more than traditional weights.

We probably nuked their best studios during the one after the big one.

Sloppy wire removal! Haha. They should leave the wires on in all action films. Marionette nightmares.

But love is the drug... Oh fuck it.

I'm so confused! Are you a Diehard or Fallout fan?

At least it was German porn and not that homogenized America junk. Condoms and no poo? Please.

I wish this game affected FO:4 when it came out. Like the NBA2k or Dying Light apps.

Peewee Herman?!

That I can understand!

“Microsoft clicked that PC is theirs to take...”

Achievement unlocked: super confusing Kinja comment!

I get that people always like to say this and yes PC is great. And people who have (powerful) PCs and the patience to work with mods are already in the know. But for those with New-Gen consoles who didn’t play Dishonored (which many called a perfect game I think) might be interested. So who gives a shit? Let the…

Pretty sure this cat would get owned by a mutant rat.

My kids (1, 3 & 5) don’t really game yet. Just iPads and LeapTV (occasionally). Neither does the wife. So I don’t have to provide them with games yet. But I look forward to the day when they can challenge me to Half-life 3 multiplayer. ... I've said too much.

So you were happy that your mom worked overtime for a system you didn't want? I'm just kidding. My mom did the same thing. Moms.

Oh right. That thing was more fun playing Aliens with the TV off anyway. Game over man!