Did you read If You Buy A Pig A Pancake before writing that first paragraph?

In Soviet Russia, SNES gets you on launch day!

No internet. Geez. You people and your futurism.

Good games? I think it only had Pilot Wings, Mario and F-Zero at launch. Maybe the light gun with that one gundam shooting game? That's all I recall having to chose from when I got it during launch week.

Sorry Fahey. I still think these First Fives are super pretty. Petty? No pretty. Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty good.

I'm just going to assume it's totally legal to carry katana in Japan. At least open carry. So cool.

Then the FBI probably won't use wifi to raid your house any time soon. ;)

Can we use this to track drone Aliens on colony ships now?

Probably not a big deal unless you operate a meth lab or a doomsday cult.

Dude. How do you think traditional news sources work? Regular people call in with tips. There's no police scanner for video games. Get over it. They don't have people write the stories.

like a kotaku writer.

Honestly never bothered me. I like that not everyone is Twitchy McSniperson right out of the vault. It's not like every shot missed by miles. And it is an RPG.

Clearly you have a bone to pick with someone.

He answered a snarky comment with a snarky reply. And honestly he’s not wrong. He’s been doing these for a while now and if you don’t like the format then oh well. He shouldn’t have to draw out huge explanations for something that’s very simple. He records 5 minutes of gameplay and comments on it. Why not 25 minutes?…

Too bad we told them how we did it so now they'll be more careful. I guess we just wanted the good press over continued success?

Are you a Duggar or a Dunham?

Naturally I meant scorpions but I'm on drugs. Cut me some slack.

Did you have a few shots while writing this? I'm not judging. ;)

Is it still considered a successful speed run if you take a bunch of methamphetamines and chase rad scorpians around for 4-5 hours?

Sorry truckers but maybe this can clear the semis off the highway. They're dangerous and pollute a ton.