Interesting read, but where was the proof reading. You got some words missing and end a sentence/paragraph with no punctuation.

Not being a grammar Nazi here, just a heads up.

After reading a Gawker article on this the other day I emailed my local clinic so it may possibly donate soon... Kinda starting to feel cold feet though, plus nervous their screens pick up some genetic disease I don't know I have.

I'm only 127 so guess I ain't getting laid!

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**sighs**

"Staff is unsure exactly how the little horndog"

Staff are^