I’ve just spent £30 on a copy of Diarrhea Times to be shipped over to the UK via ebay. And I don’t regret a thing.

“I would say we’re not going much beyond hard PG-13.”

They’ll speak entirely in metaphor. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!

I listen to this while taking a shit

I’m sure you’re probably sick of this, but could you pluck me from the greys by following me. Thanks in advance...

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how tha fuck do i came hear?

how tha fuck do i came hear?