Trains were running slow today. My dad and I barely got into our seats before first pitch. Crowd was still live, though.

Obviously the new standard of luxury is the seashell method.

I don't believe that Swisher and Granderson will both come back. I also don't truly believe that the Yankees will go for Hamilton (Napoli, however, I bet is in play). I think that will be Josh's bargaining chip, however, to get him his mad money (as it is for most players).

You neglected to mention the part where the Red Sox hire Bill James (one of the pioneers of those stats that never mattered) and Theo Epstein (who uses those stats that don't matter) and won their first World Series in over 80 years.

Maybe they'll move the Giants and Jets back to NY after this. A man can dream, you know.

Money matters are not up to Rog. The things you blame him for are the shitty conduct policy shit and the shitty illegal hit fine shit.

Alright. In the instance of money matters, Goodell has no power over them.

This is stupid because Roger Goodell doesn't have the power to lockout players or officials, nor does he have the power to end a lockout of either. Its his bosses, the owners, that have that power and make that call. He has no control over them. There are plenty of things to blame Goodell for, but this is not one of…

There was no simultaneous possession, not even after he landed. Dude was going to the ground, too (Which is part of the completion, remember) and Golden's arm goes flying off at that point. There was never a point in there where it was simultaneous possession long enough for it to be the correct call.

Its not the commissioners that lock out the players (or referees), its the owners. The owners are the ones who control the commissioner, not the other way around.

Its league champion, ignore these fuckstains

Yeah, how dare the Giants worry about player safety on a meaningless play when the Bucs tried to big time them.

I'm guessing its Lewis's influence. McGahee is a former Raven.

Got a job. Damn.

I think being a shitbag smells a lot worse.

Isn't this the opposite of a good idea? I mean, I'm not saying make them your number one favoritest rich people wasting time place ever, but the fact that its happened is a good thing, is it not?

So Kinja has turned Deadspin into reddit?

Yes, Dale Earnhardt did die in a wreck, and after that day the most progressive movement in driver safety began. The rails are safer, the new cars are safer.