Or the circuit breakers on the circuit that goes to everybody’s desk snaps off, because all the people with little space heaters turned on under their desk.

cottage cheese, string cheese,

Also, dress appropriately for the season. Don’t be one of those people who insists that everyone sweat and the penguins get murdered because god forbid she wears more than a camisole into an office setting. We’d tell her to put on a sweater in-person, but HR tends to frown on that.

Naw, mine's a very low energy request that they put on a sweater.

“What can I do about a really cold restaurant?”

It never fails - these are invariably the women with low necklines, bare midriffs, short skirts (and LONG jackets - sorry, irrelevant) and no leg ware/stockings. There’s always at least one in every office. And they seem to think a flimsy, short and open cardigan is “layers.”

Honestly, I wonder how some of these people manage to survive the day without professional nursing assistance.

Unless there’s a layer of ice forming on the coffee you ordered 2 minutes ago, it’s not too cold. If you’re one of those people that’s always too cold, then wear more clothes. As one of those people who is always too hot, I would trade places with you in instant. You can always put on more clothes, but ‘society’ says…

Think long and hard about the most mortifying things you’ve ever done. The fires of shame will keep you warm.

As a gay woman who has trouble getting emotionally invested in most straight romances, Queen Latifah is basically the only woman who can sell me a straight love story every time. Whether she owns a beauty shop or has insane car-driving skills, I just want her to get whatever she wants, and if what her character wants…

She’s one of those people who are made even more beautiful by the way she carries and conducts herself - with extreme confidence, coolness, and capability but a lighthearted, self-aware, and humble demeanor.

You would think after 40 years on this earth she would be old enough to know better.

Oooh, where did the sun go? It’s suddenly so shady in here...

You would think after 40 years on this earth she would be old enough to know better.

How about no babies in non chain restaurants?

I really appreciate good parents. Some of my best friend are good parents (that’s a joke that’s also true). I also have a niece and a nephew who are hellions at home, lots to criticize there, but really well-behaved in public places because they know the penalty for poor behavior is leaving. But. I’ve had a toddler…

If your kid acts up in public, it is my business, and the business of everybody within earshot - and people will judge you, they will react, and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it....other than work on your parenting skills, and learning the limits of your kid and not dragging them out in public when they…

Enttäuschung mit Kindern, die mich des Essens berauben

We have 8 billion people. We’ll be fine.

Yes, if there are a handful of restaurants or flights where children aren’t welcome, the human species will undoubtedly go extinct.