In The Heart Of The Semen

Mine is from A Close Shave - (To Gromit) "I suppose you'll have to skip the country, now. A fugitive, ay? You'll be hunted down like… well, a dog."

Watch Trump PULL OUT (but not the Trump that should have 70 years ago)

First Ja Rule of Fyrefest is: You do not talk about Fyrefest.

It seems like this lawsuit is Brittle at best…

20,000 Justice Leagues Under The Sea.

I also remember a storyline in The Shield where the police were called because he was getting into loud violent arguments with his wife…

"Quit hating on this one particular part of the show, and start hating on other parts of this terrible show!"

Bourne Again: Back By Popular Damon'd

Actually, you seem like a nice up-and-comer Vin Diesel so I'm gonna help you out.

It's time to take this franchise to the next level. Fast 8 should bring in zombie Paul Walker.

Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What d'ya say?

I'm plenty wide. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!

"This video contains content from BBC Worldwide, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."

Showtime Exec: "More Twin Peaks? It's about Dern time!"

Looks like Noomi has been… RAPACED!

Netflix plans to double their original content.

*orifices

Super-Tantric: 12 Sexy Tips to make him SLOWER than a Speeding Bullet!

You can get a good look at your butcher…