I do not watch the NFL, but I will gleefully read every article about how fucked up and stupid the NFL is.*

I voted no and it was incorrect for not calling me a fucking liar.

Where’s the option for those of us who aren’t watching the NFL currently but would if Colin Kaepernick took a shit on the corpse of Roger Goodell?

Thanks for avoiding the obvious clickbait headline. “Scientist find pluto farts on moon"

Instead, the researchers say new evidence shows that the impact was more “like a sledgehammer hitting a watermelon.”

I like the trailer. I thought it was super creepy.

I haven’t seen any other trailers for Morgan, nor have I read anything about it, but I don’t have any problems with the trailer. It built up enough suspense, IMO. Unless you’re telling me that it’s supposed to be a comedy or something, I think it did fine.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

Yeah, real dragons don’t have fur.

Why does the sorting hat even exist? The houses are segregated and more or less perpetuate the status quo, leading to most of these problems in the first place. You’ve got a house full of brave popular frat kids that everyone else resents, a house full of smart people, then a house full of just the idiots, and finally…

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

“Here’s A Neat Trick for a Very Small Cross-Section of Our Readership That Is Useless for Everyone Else”

And in other news, water is wet.

I think those sites and apps did save the game for me. They allowed me to see where the huge dead zones around me are located so I don’t waste time walking there. By knowing where the hot spots tend to be I can save myself from getting pissed that I walked 2 miles and only encountered 2 Pokemon.

Heh, pretty lousy for a developer to complain that we’re cheating when they can’t even outline how the various systems in their own fucking game work to the player.

Egg hatching, distance traveled, the damn three footprints glitch effectively making finding any creatures a guessing game...

Yeah, think I’ll keep…

“It takes the fun out of it”

When developers say things like this, I kind of think they’re idiots. YOUR definition of “fun” is not a universal definition of “fun”.

Cisco goes to nickname her “Wait, I got the perfect name for you. Power Girl!”.

Bendis has really become the Geoff Johns of Marvel.