When you’re talking about an organization designed to be as complex a bureaucracy as humanly possible, only a lawyer could run it without going entirely mad.

I’ve always said, putting more lawyers in charge of things just makes the most sense.

You simply could not think of a more douchtastic sticker for this asshats car.

to be fair, a dead battery after leaving something plugged in isn’t unreliability, it’s stupidity

I’d be genuinely curious to see how many hours I logged in Midtown Madness (and the two sequels) against how much time I’ve actually spent driving in the past ~20 years.

Came here to remember which game I remembered the Panoz Roadster from. Thanks. I was thinking it was one of the late 90s Test Drive games.

Haha, for me as a European, this car only exists in Midtown Madness. I completely forgot about it and I never realised that this was an actual real car. 

Oh my gaawwwddd! I remember the Cadillac Eldorado and thinking what a random choice that was of ALL the cars to include!

That was your food labels you were reading. 

Bah! No car, provided it is clean and in good repair, should be a source of embarrassment. If the prospective date turns their nose up at your whip then it wasn’t meant to be. Either they’re too shallow to be worth your time or they don’t share your taste in cars, or both. Move on, dignity unscathed. OldManMcKenna…

Doug has done more for car culture than damn near anybody. He’s gotten people who had previously had no interest in cars excited. And that has value.

The best part of that stupid name is that they tried to get everyone to pronounce it “echo sport.” But don’t worry, its EcoBoost engine is pronounced “ee ko boost”

EcoSport.

Cadillac’s name changes were dumb. They went from great names, to an alright alphabet soup. I don’t love letters, but CTS/STS/DTS/XLR/SRX was at least easy to keep straight. But then that wasn’t good enough and it was ATS/CTS/XTS/ELR. Which again, easy enough to follow along with. And then they added numbers to the…

Toyota TRD anything. How did no one in the US marketing division step up to say, “That’s ‘turd’ in the US, which is not good at all.”

Chevrolet Bolt when you already have another car called the Chevrolet Volt. Some languages don’t even differentiate sounds between B and V.

They totally should have just kept the Commodore name...

Ferrari LaFerrari.

Blanket award for all the Infiniti SUV’s. Their general irrelevance as a brand lets them skate off the radar for having a group of people decide QX(number) is somehow an appealing name for an automobile. NOT ON MY WATCH.

I am gonna go with the F-150 King Ranch. It either means that you wish you were the king of your ranch oppressing your plebeians or you are the greatest lover of ranch dressing around.