When I shop for unmanned armored vehicles - the ability to smash through 1/4 inch plywood walls and flaming grass piles is my #1 make-it-or-break-it criteria.

This is Trump’s other car.

When I was doing a thorough cleaning on the carbs of a motorcycle I was getting ready to sell, I was thinking the entire time "this is a skill my son will likely never need."

I guess a jet is the fastest way to raise your Donger

Why is this so hard for everyone to figure out? It’s good enough for Maverick and Goose, it’s good enough for you.

I’ve been using this lately but it’s appropriate here.

F-you I wont do what you tell me!

I love being a Hooker.

I love being a Hooker. By far the strongest and most versatile in the Army’s inventory.

I’m speccing out a Camry. When it comes time to sell, we’ll see who has the last laugh.

Just a reminder from where we’ve come.

Knee-dragging on non-vintage, non-French (video description is a bit perplexing) Colombian 125s looks like a total blast.

For some reason, this is all I can think of when I watch this.

Sean,

And we all know how good reasonably priced receptacles work out.

This is not a new idea. I was trying to convince my medical insurance company that the frontal prosthetic silicon bags my wife got were for her safety but they insist its plastic surgery and therefore not covered...

Finally, the external facing claymores we’ve been asking for.

The worst part of any job is dealing with all the old shit, whether construction, mechanical, etc. Putting new parts on are always so much more fun than taking the old ones off.

I wonder what the weight is when they're all gutted like that? Must be pretty darn light to get tossed around like that in 65mph.