“What brings us together is that we are very scared, highly unintelligent; both intellectually and emotionally, extremely bigoted, wrong, and soon to be forgotten very quickly.”

CAITLYN JENNER NEEDS TO GO AWAY.

Hot take.

i bet that cake tastes fuckin gross and i am mad about it

You kind of expect these things from kids in their early 20's—especially ones in creative/non-office careers. She’s starting to age out of that grace period of it being a tad cringe-worthy to full-on give-me-a-fucking-breakness.

not everyone is a gun nut

New details from the night reveal that Oliver got his rifle from the patrol car after another officer thought he heard shots fired from nearby the house.

These “other people” you speak of, are they also celebrities? How many Instagram followers do they have? Were they even invited to the Met Gala?

That would be the 0.001% who are extremely privileged and don’t give a fuck. Half of them have likely never been in a museum or gallery before to actually look at the art .... its just another venue for them to pose and drink and fool around on their cell phones.

Or maybe just don’t smoke in any public bathrooms anywhere. Other people have asthma, allergies ect and also would like to take a piss without smelling like an ashtray at the end.

I saw those photos and was genuinely like...you get hand picked by designers to go to one of the fucking fanciest parties in the country and you go and snap selfies and smoke in the bathroom like you are at a fucking rave. What is that?

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

And the court should tell her that it appreciates her position and is happy that she seems to have come to terms with her assault and trauma. And then it should continue its pursuit of Polanski, who is a child rapist who spent the last 40 years living in luxury and adoration while having a family of his own and…

Two things:

*checks calendar*

The way I see it, if anyone is coming for her for anything related to her gender, sexuality, or transition I’m down to defend. Literally anything else? Caitlyn, you’re on your own.

Remember, this woman is someone who thinks the hardest part of being a woman is choosing what to wear. You know, not being murdered, raped, unemployed, abused, beaten, having rights to your body taken away, the wage gap...but the colossal, world changing decision of to wear red or to wear black.

I’m still not sure she even cares about transgender issues really. Unless they affect her. And then she cares. But really isn’t that how most Republicans operate anyway?

Only good thing that Jenner did was break this bizarre myth that the LGBT+ community is perfect and isn’t filled with its own racists and bigots. It’s surprisingly easy to find people that think their letter is important and then view others within the community as not worthy of attention or don’t even exist.

You can transition the girl out the privileged American White Male ™, but never transition the privileged American White Male™ out of the girl.