“moderate”? No. Those instagrams are everything.

Too late.

The only way Kendall Jenner would be smoking hot is if you set her on fire.

*whispers* thismakesmefeelsofuckingold

Every movie starring Mark Wahlberg.

No one ever would have predicted that in 2017 Tyra would be more relevant than Lindsey Lohan.

Please tell me her costar is Lindsey Lohan.

Next week Caitlyn Jenner’s memoir The Secrets of My Life will be released unto the world

Yes.

PINK AND GREEN FOR LIIIIIFE

I have always wondered how makeup companies got away with that. It is SO obvious that the lash are fake. Show me what the mascara can REALLY do and I’ll buy it. For now, I’ll stick with my Maybelline Great Lash in the pink and green tube.

“Shipping” as a term has been around since like the 90s at least, and people were doing it as far back as original Star Trek...

I mean, your description is the extreme version of shipping. It’s literally just, like, saying you think two characters should be a couple. Which is not unheard of or unusual when people are into a show.

Related/unrelated: I’ve said this many times… But I have no clue why people want to be famous. Seems like a fucking hassle.

Stuffing rocks in my vag didn’t seem like a good idea when Goop was selling it.

Agreed. Anything teenage girls like, whether it’s boybands (lots of people enjoyed 1D, not only 10-year-old girls), vampire romance novels or pink lipgloss is constantly mocked. If a 13-year-old girl likes, I don’t know, reading Jane Austen and Oscar Wilde and listening to classical music or Jefferson Airplane, she’s…

I don’t think I’ve heard another artist defend teenage girls in this same way. Normally it’s just a line about how they love their fans and they are so loyal. I appreciate that Styles goes to bat for not just their fandom, but their right to have a valid opinion about music.

Orlando Bloom and Leonardo DiCaprio are just two tools in a shed.

I don’t know how it happened. I am starting to like Katie Perry. This is the darkest timeline. It’s as if somebody went back in time to change the future and now we’re stuck like this.