Kate’s improper use of “your” has forever killed my boner for her.

38 years, and you’ve popped popcorn at one microwave wattage? Do you carry one around with you?

You’re the puppet.

No puppet.

God save us from President Pence.

He actually looks like a puppet.

Well, we all know about Pitino’s views on abortion....

He then went on to elaborate... “Why would I care about the election of someone with less power than me? I’m Nick fucking Saban dammit”

So you only work in absolutes. Relativism has no place in the work force? Got it.

Though the District did retroactively give the Ownership group some tax breaks because, unlike so many other team owners, they really did put up their own money and the <strike>MCI</strike> Verizon Center really was a stadium that acted as an anchor for genuine Urban Renewal (like, it really did develop really nicely…