This is fantastic

I love Haim so the slightly awkward dancing is forgiven.

I certainly do not Apple unless I have to (my job).

This should be a federal law for everyone

I was not ready for that Nicki Minaj jumpsuit

Maybe not starred but Samuel L. Jackson was in Star Wars, Marvel Films, and Jurassic Park

Im confident I can speak for everyone in regards to Mr. Charney's current struggles.

Considering he said he would be willing to do an interview about this charity work, he is being very serious.

Its been done.

This is wonderful

DAMN IT. Just bought the Dyson D65 from Bed, Bath and Beyond last week. It was discounted but this deal is better.

FLIP THE SUNGLASSES HORIZONTALLY.

Its a satirical response to Deadspin's satirical article.

Now find a way to work his original name (Tity Boi) into a campaign slogan

He didn't want to be a dad.

Damned if you do. Damned if you dont. Pretty much describes the entire presidency.

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