A Heavy action figure is coming soon.

Crush the Castle - Like Angry Birds, but MANLIER! Are you a man, MAGGOT?!

Those ads are so cheesy.

Lara's sporting the white vest look too in the new game.

Comic Book Guy, what do you think of the Flying Toaster screensaver?

These wallcars have existed for a while.

I NEED ITTTTTT.

@Noobs-R-Us: MAC: Media Access Control

Holy...

Can we have UK deals? That would be sweet.

@ForTheLulz: I tag everything except for:

My inbox is always 0.

Honestly not impressive. Looks like something you could do on Powerpoint with motion paths if you're good.

@trithleon: True, true. I used to be a console type. Never going back though now. Controllers give me hand cramps and have terrible communities.

None taken. I'm alright at most shooters, but it's like everyone on CS has played for 9 years straight and can just kill everything BEFORE they see it... or CS is played by people who are secretly robots. IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELLS YA.

@trithleon: Eh, I stay away from Counter Strike. You can barely move without dying immediately...

He should probably go PC gaming, everyone on Steam is friendly, quite social, and most importantly, won't brand you a cheater unless you are in fact cheating.

@Knyte: I'm still annoyed at myself for selling my Dreamcast...

@NBHS: Isn't there a Windows 95 version or something?

Valve have always made pretty games. I love Valve.